Menu
Most of our items are cooked in beef dripping unless requested otherwise. Fresh fish are locally sourced from Glen Fisheries and delivered daily. All our food is freshly prepared on site. We always batter or bread and cook to order.Fancy a supper?
Haddock
Freshly battered haddock£6.95Haddock Bites
Freshly battered haddock bites£7.50Smoked Haddock Scotch Egg (1)
A soft boiled egg, coated in our smoked haddock and herb mixture, bread-crumbed and fried to order.£7.95Stornoway Black Pudding and Lorne Sausage Scotch Egg (1)
A soft boiled egg, coated in our Stornoway black pudding and Lorne sausage mixture, bread-crumbed and fried to order.£6.95Sausage
Freshly battered sausage£4.95Giant Cheese Stuffed Frankfurter Corndog
A giant frankfurter with an Emmental cheese centre (supplied by The Sausage Man) freshly coated in corndog batter and fried.£8.95Stornoway Black Pudding Fritters
3 slices of Stornoway black pudding, freshly battered.£7.95Macsween Haggis Fritters
3 slices of Macsween haggis, freshly battered.£5.95Garlic and Herb Buttermilk Drumsticks (3)
3 chicken drumsticks, marinated in buttermilk infused with our garlic and herb mix, freshly battered.£6.50Chicken Nuggets
8 chicken nuggets£4.50Vegan Nuggets
8 vegan chicken alternative nuggets. These are cooked in peanut oil - there may be a delay due to time heating up the peanut oil fryer.£6.50
Sides
Cheesed to meet you? Add grated cheese for extra cost
Chips
Chunky chippy chips.£3.25Skinny Fries
Skinny fries£3.25Tater Tots
Tater tots. Like mini hash brown bites.£4.504 Cheese Macaroni
Macaroni pasta smothered in our 4 cheese sauce.£5.25Wings 'n' Sauce
Bone-in 3-joint chicken wings£5.25Onion Rings
Onion rings, freshly battered£4.00Fried Pickles - Regular
£4.50Minted Mushy Peas - Regular
£2.50Garlic Mushrooms - Regular
£5.50
Kids
Smaller appetite? Choose one of our kids' meal deals which come with chips and a fruitshoot of your choice.
Fish
Freshly battered fish with chips.£6.50Sausage
1 freshly battered sausage with chips.£5.50Buttermilk Chicken Drumstick
1 chicken drumstick, marinated in garlic and herb infused buttermilk, freshly battered, with chips.£5.50Macaroni Cheese
Macaroni cheese with chips.£6.50Chicken Nuggets
4 chicken nuggets with chips.£5.50Vegan Nuggets
4 vegan chicken alternative nuggets, with chips. These will be cooked in peanut oil - there may be a delay while the peanut oil fryer warms up.£6.50
Get Loaded
Build your own. Have all the toppings you want - no rules here!
4 Cheese Macaroni Base
£6.95Tater Tots Base
£5.95Chips Base
£4.75Skinny Fries Base
£4.75
Pre-loaded Chips
Chips and Fish
Chunky chips topped with fish bites, minted mushy peas and tartare sauce.£8.85Mac to the Future
Chunky chips topped with macaroni cheese, bacon, grated cheese and spring onion.£8.95The Black Pearl Pirate Chip
Chunky chips topped with queen scallops, Stornoway black pudding, lemon and black pepper mayo and rocket.£10.50
Pre-loaded Fries
Beercan Cheeseburger
Skinny fries topped with beef mince, bacon, beer cheese sauce, burger sauce, dill pickles and shredded lettuce.£9.65New Yorker
Skinny fries topped with salt beef, fried pickles, beer cheese sauce, American mustard and spring onion.£9.95
Pre-loaded Tots
Mince 'n' Totties
Tater tots topped with beef mince, caramelised onions and red wine gravy.£8.95Hot Totty
Tater tots topped with beer cheese sauce, jalapenos, Buffalo hot sauce, crispy onion and spring onion.£7.95
Pre-loaded Mac
Big Mac and Cheese
Our mac n cheese topped with seasoned beef mince, caramelised onions, burger sauce, dill pickles and spring onion.£10.25
Specials
Fry Me Up, Scotty
One of our specialty Stornoway black pudding and Lorne sausage Scotch eggs with bacon, haggis, link sausage, tater tots and garlic mushrooms.£10.95
Sauces
Feeling saucy? Try our homemade sauces and condiments - the perfect accompaniment to chips, wings or anything you like!
Beer Cheese Sauce 4oz
A 4oz tub of our beer cheese sauce.£2.50Curry Sauce 8oz
An 8oz tub of our curry sauce.£2.25Red Wine Gravy 8oz
An 8oz tub of our red wine gravy.£2.25Spicy Asian Peanut 4oz
A 4oz tub of our spicy Asian peanut sauce£2.50Blue Cheese Sauce 4oz
A 4oz tub of our blue cheese sauce.£2.50Vegan Cheese 120ml
A 4oz tub of our vegan cheese sauce.£2.50
Tub Condiments
Ketchup
£1.20Brown Sauce
£1.20Mayonnaise
Hellman's mayonnaise£1.20BBQ Sauce
£1.20Tartare Sauce
Homemade tartare sauce£1.50Garlic Mayo
Homemade garlic mayo£1.50Lemon & Black pepper mayo
Homemade lemon & black pepper mayo. Recommended with seafood.£1.50Cool Ranch
Homemade creamy ranch dressing£1.50Herby Italian
Homemade herby Italian dressing£1.50Burger Sauce
Homemade burger sauce£1.50Curry Ketchup
Homemade curry ketchup. Recommended with the frankfurter corndog.£1.50Honey Mustard
Homemade honey mustard dressing£1.50Fermented Chili Mayo
Homemade fermented chili mayo£1.50Sriracha
£1.50Frank's Buffalo Hot Sauce
£1.50Chipotle Mayo
£1.50
Desserts
Churros with Belgian Chocolate Sauce
Homemade churros dusted in cinnamon sugar, served with homemade Belgian chocolate sauce£6.50Isle of Arran Single Serve Ice Cream
One single-serve portion£4.50
Drinks
Coke Original Can 330ml
£1.65Coke Zero can 330ml
£1.65Fanta Orange Can 330ml
£1.65Fanta Lemon Can 330ml
£1.65Irn Bru Can 330ml
£1.65Yazoo Chocolate Milkshake 300ml
£2.15Yazoo Banana Milkshake 300ml
£2.15Yazoo Strawberry Milkshake 300ml
£2.15Orange Fruitshoot 275ml
£1.25Apple and Blackcurrant Fruitshoot 275ml
£1.25Water Bottle 500ml
£1.25Monster Original Can 500ml
£3.15Monster Ultra White 500ml
£3.15Monster Mango Loco 500ml
£3.15